Merciful heavens. I think I'm now so full of joy I'll explode.

воскресенье, 02 января 2011

15:31

Dr.Dunkelgrau

адекват дьявола

Казначей Ордена, Мэдди - беспощадная женщина.
Сначала она делает всем день диалогом, а потом добивает.

Maddy: seems like long expected British men were here while I was asleep. can smell tobacco, someone used bath & finished my booze. creepy.
Doc: they were cautious gentlemen and didn't want to wake you up from your drunken slumber ;3
Maddy: so nice of them) I'd send a thank you-note, but where's their nest?!
Bellochka: Didn't you leave any traps?
Maddy: I WASN'T READY! bastards caught me by surprise. I bet one of them was Julian, as I watched Hallowe'en Party yesterday)))
Doc: Julian is such a... gardener XD
Maddy: he could give me few tips in... gardening... :}
Bellochka: He was the one that smoked! You watched it and you're still sane? You're a bloody tough thing

Maddy: *chokes with yoghurt* I should check my surveillance cameras. now. *rushes away*
Bellochka: Not just a few tips in gardening but really to trim your hedge

Maddy: okay, now I need a smoke :3
Doc: ooh, evil you)) you've just interrupted my writing more soft porn with your vivid ideas))))
Maddy: the men left a steel hook in my kitchen sink. should I, er, worry?
Bellochka: It was so totally left by Gatiss)))
Maddy: you bet) what if someone's still here?
Maddy: Doc, damn, sorry) think of smth asexual. pass it to others then, ok?))
Bellochka: Take a hammer and search the premises!!! NOW!!!!
Maddy: SIR, YESSIR!! should I take prisoners?
Doc: mea culpa; I can't find something asexual enough to think of. Even a teaspoon is sexy now. They've added smth 2 my pills, surely!
Maddy: maybe The Men visited you too, woman. smell anything suspicious?
Doc: I can't smell anything, I've caught cold... *sniff, sniff* They knew how to use this situation, wise bastards!))
Maddy: they are) grab smth. plushie to protect yourself & sing guitar solos by Metallica!
Doc: yeah! *grabs her plushie owl and begins grumbling thru her nose the "Whiskey In The Jar" solo*
Bellochka: Tie up everyone you find! We're coming to help!
Maddy: hurry up! they're fast, strong & numerous while I'm armed just with a teddybear!!
Bellochka: *grabbing plush squirrels in a hurry* I'm on my way, love, hold on!!!!!
Ingwer: would you stop it now?! I have a real man 0,5 meters far from me,what the hell i'm suppose to think about?!

Ну и добила она вот этим:

Это теперь на весь день...
*рыдает*

@музыка: Johnny Cash ~ Personal Jesus

@настроение: lovely

@темы: fanvid, yes, sir, barking MAD, RAH-RAH-MWAHAHAH, мопед числится в угоне, BBC: British Breathtaking Candies, The Odd Order Files